..... goes to heaven

[T1 Terry]

We have all heard a good joke involving someone's appearance at the pearly gates, this one is a new twist, do you know any you think you could share ....

An electrician arrived at the pearly gates, St Peter shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the electrician sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm an electrician - the Royalty of all Trades??"

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty.
We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The electrician is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."

"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter, "we've added up your time sheets."

[supersparky]

this fellow must work on the council somewhere.!!!!

[Dot]

A government worker for sure