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Catholic Schoolgirls
by Jim » Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:24 am
According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning...
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Last post by Jim Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:24 am
Male tycoon.
by Chuck » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:37 am
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The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: I have some good news and, I have some bad news.”
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Were they signed & numbered prints, or originals?
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 22, 2015 1:28 am
The Gunfighter
by T1 Terry » Fri Jan 16, 2015 9:07 am
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One of the better You Tube short films doing the rounds at the moment, courtesy of Gordon & Wendy (Bugman47)
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That's a beauty T1
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jan 16, 2015 10:30 pm
Positive Attitude
by pet-els » Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:24 am
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~ Positive Attitude ~
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Just testing to see if they are impersonators or not hey Peter? :)
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:36 pm
Chinese Torture
by Dot » Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:45 pm
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:47 pm
The Dog...
by norman » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:05 pm
s a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note
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The coffee shop
by Dot » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
Oldie but a good laugh..
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Last post by Dot Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
steak
by Dot » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:03 pm
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steak.jpg
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:43 pm
New Generation
by Dot » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:16 pm
NEW GENERATION : ABSOLUTELY TRUE
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:16 pm
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
by T1 Terry » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:42 am
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Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
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Very clever T1...
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:53 am
Our NZ friend Wiremu..
by Dot » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:14 pm
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An oldie but worth another go around
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Worth more than their weight in balls, eh?
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:58 am
What's the difference
by T1 Terry » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:08 am
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What's the difference jokes, we all know a few good ones... and some not so good, so let's hear them ;)
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Q/ What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:14 am
No sex after surgery !
by Chuck » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:01 pm
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A recent article in a West Australian newspaper reported that a woman has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there he...
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You would be ever so surprised Steve
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:00 pm
Irish again...
by norman » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:13 am
• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:13 am
AUSTRALIA AND AUSTRALIANS
by pet-els » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:14 pm
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AUSTRALIA AND AUSTRALIANS
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Didn't mention Goonoo Goonoo though (Gunna Gnu)
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Last post by Newcastle George Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:36 am
What Religion is a Bra?
by Dot » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:25 pm
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A man walked into the ladies department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said:
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Full or empty milk jugs.
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Last post by Newcastle George Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:55 am
Irish fire insurance...
by norman » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:00 pm
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A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.
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Did ya hear about the guy with 2 wooden legs,
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:26 am
Interesting
by Dot » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:52 pm
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:52 pm
A little story to start your Christmas season
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:20 am
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Christmas...
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When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,...
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Last post by generdawg Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:05 am
British Tax Return...
by norman » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:03 pm
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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
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The man's response back to HMRC was:
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:51 pm
From a males view point...
by norman » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:33 pm
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50 Shades of Grey - BY PAM AYRES(a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback,Down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;......
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pass
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:21 am
Yet another Irish joke...
by Greynomad » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:15 pm
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Here we go again!
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Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Adelaide S.A. when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise apartment...
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Last post by pet-els Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:55 pm
Seniors
by Dot » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:05 pm
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Mcdonalds.
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When I reached The Big Five Zero , one of my friends asked, How does it feel to reach 50?
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:34 pm
Murphy's A Dad
by Dot » Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:15 pm
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Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
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Variation:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:19 pm
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