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The Dog...
by norman » Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:05 pm
s a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note
> in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please.
> Amazed, he takes the bills,...
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Last post by norman Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:05 pm
The coffee shop
by Dot » Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
Oldie but a good laugh..
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.
The...
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Last post by Dot Sun Jan 11, 2015 7:55 pm
steak
by Dot » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:03 pm
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steak.jpg
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Dottie,
You've been listening at the door again...
I'll tell Chuckie! :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:43 pm
New Generation
by Dot » Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:16 pm
NEW GENERATION : ABSOLUTELY TRUE
Daughter: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 06, 2015 3:16 pm
LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION
by T1 Terry » Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:42 am
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Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
wasting company time...
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Very clever T1...
:? :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:53 am
Our NZ friend Wiremu..
by Dot » Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:14 pm
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An oldie but worth another go around
Wiremu, a New Zealander, was on the dole in Australia but about to fly home to watch the Rugby World Cup and...
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Worth more than their weight in balls, eh?
:-D
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:58 am
What's the difference
by T1 Terry » Fri Dec 12, 2014 2:08 am
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What's the difference jokes, we all know a few good ones... and some not so good, so let's hear them ;)
Here is a starter:
What's the difference...
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Q/ What's the difference between a snowman and a snowlady?
A/ snow balls
(thank you Mrs Brown) :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:14 am
No sex after surgery !
by Chuck » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:01 pm
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A recent article in a West Australian newspaper reported that a woman has sued a Perth Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there he...
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You would be ever so surprised Steve
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:00 pm
Irish again...
by norman » Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:13 am
• Definition of an Irish husband: He hasn't kissed his wife for twenty years, but he will kill any man who does.
• Murphy told Quinn that his...
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:13 am
AUSTRALIA AND AUSTRALIANS
by pet-els » Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:14 pm
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AUSTRALIA AND AUSTRALIANS
By Englishman Douglas Adams of Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy fame.
“Australia is a confusing place, taking up a large...
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Didn't mention Goonoo Goonoo though (Gunna Gnu)
George
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Last post by Newcastle George Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:36 am
What Religion is a Bra?
by Dot » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:25 pm
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A man walked into the ladies department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said:
I'd like to buy a bra for my wife”....
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Full or empty milk jugs.
George
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Last post by Newcastle George Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:55 am
Irish fire insurance...
by norman » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:00 pm
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A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!
When they...
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Did ya hear about the guy with 2 wooden legs,
got caught in a fire and burnt to the ground.
Went to claim insurance and
found he didn't have a leg...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:26 am
Interesting
by Dot » Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:52 pm
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I described a typical day, Well, yesterday afternoon, I took...
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 16, 2014 6:52 pm
A little story to start your Christmas season
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:20 am
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Christmas...
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When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,...
Should of done like the other one currently on TV and bought a Jeep .
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Last post by generdawg Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:05 am
British Tax Return...
by norman » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:03 pm
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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return
to a man...
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The man's response back to HMRC was:
Who did I miss out? local govts and the public service in it's entirety, including the sponges in HMRC who...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:51 pm
From a males view point...
by norman » Sat Nov 22, 2014 8:33 pm
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50 Shades of Grey - BY PAM AYRES(a husband's point of view) The missus bought a Paperback,Down Shepton Mallet way,I had a look inside her bag;......
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pass
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Last post by Dot Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:21 am
Yet another Irish joke...
by Greynomad » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:15 pm
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Here we go again!
(Having Irish ancestors, I guess I'm allowed to hang $h!t on them... :roll: )
Mick enters the local Pharmacy.
Pharmacist asks,...
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Paddy, was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to Adelaide S.A. when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise apartment...
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Last post by pet-els Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:55 pm
Seniors
by Dot » Sun Dec 07, 2014 4:05 pm
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A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments at Mcdonalds.
My arms have become so weak I can hardly lift this cup of...
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When I reached The Big Five Zero , one of my friends asked, How does it feel to reach 50?
Pretty good, says I, considering the alternative......
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:34 pm
Murphy's A Dad
by Dot » Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:15 pm
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Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the...
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Variation:
The Dr delivers twins ...
So Murphy grabs his shotgun and goes hunting for the father of the other one...
:roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:19 pm
Irish Biker
by Dot » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:26 am
Paddy says to Murphy My mate came off his motorbike today.
Oh really? Says Murphy
Yes Paddy answers.
He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is...
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Last post by Dot Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:26 am
Just Imagine
by Dot » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:33 am
JUST IMAGINE..
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year...
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Last post by Dot Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:33 am
Mother's milk?
by BruceS » Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:56 pm
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This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, 'Name seven...
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Just remember behind all things of beauty there is the not so beautiful side Have a really nice cheese platter boys :)
I really liked that chilli...
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:09 pm
Viagra recipe
by T1 Terry » Sat Dec 06, 2014 6:53 am
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You knew it had to happen, the secret is out, now you can make your own home brewed Viagra. I knew they would eventually release….the ingredients in...
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Money gets more action than a mere male can give Terry... :roll: :roll:
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 06, 2014 12:05 pm
They Dine Alone
by T1 Terry » Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:37 am
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A good laugh, from an email sent to me by Bugman47 Gordon & Wendy
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Dog-Dining-Alone
What a low class joint - didn't even require a tie. Hummpth!
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Last post by generdawg Fri Dec 05, 2014 1:33 pm
Catholic Hair Drier...
by norman » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:07 pm
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An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' '
'Of course child. What may I do for...
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yeah they are good for drying all sorts of nooks and grannies :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:53 pm
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