The coffee shop

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The coffee shop

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Oldie but a good laugh..

I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling
and I realized that I desperately needed to fart.

The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief
and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod.


This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!
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