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The Snail
by Greynomad » Thu May 23, 2024 11:17 pm
A snail, tired of taking so long to get anywhere, bought a flash sports car and had a big S painted on both doors to let people know that the Snail...
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Last post by Greynomad Thu May 23, 2024 11:17 pm
The broken clock
by Greynomad » Sun May 19, 2024 11:53 pm
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Q: What did the German watchmaker say to the Grandfather clock?
A: “Ve haf vays of making you tock.”
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Very good Ray. :lol: :lol:
It looks like you have discovered where Joy had hidden your joke book. :D
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Last post by supersparky Mon May 20, 2024 8:17 am
hillbilly hunting
by Dot » Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:20 pm
A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 17, 2024 9:43 pm
The BMW lane
by T1 Terry » Sun Apr 14, 2024 9:49 am
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The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
First off, I couldn't believe...
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I probably should have read this post before I replied to the one in the EV thread. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sun Apr 14, 2024 6:26 pm
Requires moderator attention
by T1 Terry » Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:19 pm
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Could a moderator please remove this post ;) :lol:
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NO
Always a Pole in the way :o :shock: :?
vik...
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:36 am
Another one for the literate
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:44 pm
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Now you have to wonder, is it a trick?
Burgular alarm.jpg
Or an alarm that detects burger lures ......
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Apr 08, 2024 5:25 pm
New Research Results
by Greynomad » Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:45 pm
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Hot News!!
Scientists in Canada have announced the discovery of the HEAVIEST element yet known to science.
At the moment, Canada is the leading...
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This element has been part of the private enterprise system for at least as long as the govt generated their versions, but it is called...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:23 pm
Which is it?
by Greynomad » Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:07 pm
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I think it was a typo - forgot the word unless
tanks here---Eddy,
I haven't heard from you for a while. Have you been waiting for Ray to obtain a...
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Last post by supersparky Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:41 pm
today's PC Rhymes
by Dot » Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:03 pm
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Very good Dot.
How is the Gman going tonight?
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Last post by supersparky Sat Apr 06, 2024 11:03 pm
Job security, there's something about Mary
by T1 Terry » Sat Mar 30, 2024 11:04 am
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The owner of a small business had very hard decision to make, he had to reduce staff numbers, but who was going to get the axe. He had narrowed it...
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An oldie but a goodie :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Mar 30, 2024 4:47 pm
Another door joke
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 11, 2024 9:38 am
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OK.
Here’s another door joke/irony:
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You have to enlarge it to read the signage on the doors…
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:57 am
Sneaky — NOT Funny-ha-ha
by Greynomad » Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:35 pm
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Can you spot the joke?
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Could be mirror glass installed back to front :roll: :lol:
T1 Terry
Don't see much value in doing it that way, T1. :lol:
Exhibitionists, but...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Feb 20, 2024 9:51 am
Irish getting into Heaven
by Dot » Thu Feb 08, 2024 8:32 pm
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click onto to un fuzz. :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 16, 2024 9:14 pm
Valentines day the old way
by T1 Terry » Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:54 am
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Thats not going to get you much credit with the sheep shaggers Dot. But, I guess you already knew that. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Feb 15, 2024 8:54 pm
Wile E Coyote after a bad day
by T1 Terry » Mon Feb 12, 2024 2:13 pm
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Earworms, that's what they call 'em. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:37 pm
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:33 pm
signed copy
by Dot » Thu Jan 18, 2024 4:43 pm
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It's a SIGN! :lol:
It's a sign you are back x
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:30 pm
Washing Machine
by Dot » Wed Jan 24, 2024 5:26 pm
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Um I was terribly treated some yrs ago when I asked what cars do Islanders drive? and I am not going to tell you the answer :lol: :lol: either so...
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:34 pm
Furballs
by Dot » Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:12 pm
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Bees
by Dot » Sat Jan 20, 2024 4:17 pm
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5 Pigs in a bar
by Dot » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:37 pm
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Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders one beer, the second pig orders two beers, the third pig orders three beers, the fourth pig orders...
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Thats terrible Dot. Please give Ray his joke book back. :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:33 pm
Nude Beach
by Dot » Mon Jan 15, 2024 4:33 pm
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have...
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Sort of similar... when daughter was about 15 her and two of her friends were walking back to our place. When a car pulled up beside them, daughter...
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Last post by BernieQ2 Wed Jan 17, 2024 6:32 am
lost man
by Dot » Mon Jan 15, 2024 3:40 pm
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A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a...
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Ouch, or maybe double ouch :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dot, have you found Ray's joke book?
Not likely David, Ray's jokes are not rude like mine :lol: :lol:
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