The broken clock

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The broken clock

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Q: What did the German watchmaker say to the Grandfather clock?

A: “Ve haf vays of making you tock.”
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Re: The broken clock

Post by supersparky »

Very good Ray. :lol: :lol:
It looks like you have discovered where Joy had hidden your joke book. :D
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