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Airport Security
by RussellB[SA] » Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:38 pm
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The A.S.I.O. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:
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There were no surpises with the Lib members though, they have always been completely see through ;) :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:44 pm
Some for the girls
by Dot » Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:37 pm
MEN!!!!
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 14, 2013 12:37 pm
Triple Dose...
by Chuck » Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:09 am
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A man went the doctor’s office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra.
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Good girls :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:23 am
Your password has expired, please register a new one:
by T1 Terry » Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:29 am
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Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one.
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Oh Terry, have you been pestering that government BDM* site again to see if your license has expired? :lol:
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Last post by generdawg Thu Sep 12, 2013 1:58 pm
Killed rooster
by BruceS » Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:42 pm
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A chap was driving through the country and ran over a rooster that ran across the road in front of him.
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Not saying a thing, saving it all up for a couple of special ones ;) ;)
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:33 pm
MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN SHE SCREAMED!!
by T1 Terry » Mon Sep 09, 2013 9:23 pm
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On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
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Maybe she should have yelled free bush pig :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:32 pm
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:02 pm
The Scottish Bovine
by Dot » Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 am
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Last post by Dot Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:55 am
Colonoscopy Journal Oldie but a goodie.
by Dot » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:30 pm
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An oldie but a true and accurate description .
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Good one Dot. You get the joke of the day award for that one. As you said, an oldie but a goodie.
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Last post by supersparky Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:37 pm
Space is important...
by Chuck » Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm
A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Sep 05, 2013 3:57 pm
Why Sharks Circle...
by norman » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:40 am
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. Follow me son the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to...
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Last post by norman Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:40 am
Just took it the wrong way?
by Dot » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:54 pm
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy about
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That's a scream, unfortunate for the worker if it's true though.
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Last post by graynomad Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:54 pm
Cat food...
by Chuck » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:48 pm
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.
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Last post by Chuck Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:48 pm
When you're over 60 - who gives a shit !!
by Chuck » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:45 am
This arsehole girl looked at my beer belly last night and said, sarcastically Is that VB or XXXX?
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Last post by Chuck Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:45 am
Raisin Bread?
by T1 Terry » Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:52 pm
Another Casino John classic
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Sep 03, 2013 12:52 pm
Freeway or squirrel
by T1 Terry » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:54 am
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Want a laugh, read this today on the cruiser forum, the scene is set in the USA
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Thanks T1, you get the laugh of the day award for that story. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:14 pm
The price of a good camera
by T1 Terry » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:09 pm
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The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right wrist and this...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I can't fit any more laughs on here ,, that was a ripper Terry, now sending this one to a friend of the...
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:32 pm
Please explain?
by T1 Terry » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:30 pm
The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:30 pm
Q & A
by norman » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:47 am
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Q. What is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Loneliness! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
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oink but they are funny C U x :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:50 am
Ever wondered what would happen if
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:37 am
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First of all I want to say sorry for long post but it's worth 5 mins of your time, if you not read this before.
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:lol: :lol: Sorry for your loss Russell, hope you have found those plumbs of yours and BTW I thought your wife's name was Ann??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:43 am
Perks Of Reaching 60 & Heading for 70
by Dot » Wed Aug 28, 2013 4:38 pm
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1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
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#14... So no longer any need for the blokes to be ambidextrous !! :twisted:
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Last post by Chuck Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:28 pm
The Infinite loop
by T1 Terry » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:59 pm
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The Infinite Loop is a computer programming concept, describing a situation of cause and effect that continues forever, one action causing another...
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Good one Terry, is that from experience? ;) Wanna
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Last post by Dot Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:22 pm
Smart Ass Answers
by Dot » Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
SMART ARSE ANSWER 1
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Last post by Dot Sat Aug 24, 2013 8:17 pm
Mary had a little pig
by Dot » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:29 pm
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Mary had a little pig,
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
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Last post by coongoola Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:02 pm
New worker at the Zoo
by Chuck » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:17 pm
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
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groan :)
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Last post by graynomad Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:16 pm
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