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The mother-in-law dropped in after shopping to find her son-in-law angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.


"What happened?" she asked anxiously.



"What happened? I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip. I got home ...and guess what I found? Your daughter, Jean, in bed with a naked guy! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"


"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law. "There's something very odd about that. Jean would never do such a thing. There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her and find out what happened."


A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation -she didn't receive your email."
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