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The A - Z Of Farting. (A weekly entry)
by Dot » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:26 pm
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A detailed and intimate examination of the art of flatulance for those people that think a fart is just a fart.
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I could have sworn there was a dog in the car today. :oops:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:51 pm
Murder In Woolies
by Dot » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:57 pm
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MURDER AT WOOLWORTHS
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To borrow a line from Muriel's Wedding ,
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jun 28, 2013 8:11 am
Medical Student
by Dot » Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:22 pm
Medical School Exam
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:22 pm
Talking Dog...
by norman » Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:52 am
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back...
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Last post by norman Tue Jun 25, 2013 7:52 am
A NUN AT HOOTERS
by T1 Terry » Mon Jun 24, 2013 11:56 am
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- This is clean and cute.
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Best comeback of the night Ray. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:08 am
How true
by bellett65 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:03 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:03 pm
Melting moments...
by norman » Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:13 pm
Once upon a time there lived a king.
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Last post by norman Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:13 pm
What Is Couple Sex?
by Dot » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:58 pm
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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, Grandpa, what is a couple sex?
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Always pays to ask why do you want to know first :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:19 pm
For Men & Women with a bit of humour
by Dot » Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:09 pm
A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa....
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Last post by Dot Sat Jun 22, 2013 5:09 pm
Cops...
by dapope » Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:45 pm
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Enjoy:)
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:59 pm
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
by Dot » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:12 pm
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
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Last post by generdawg Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:44 pm
Arab & a Scot
by norman » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:54 am
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An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery
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reminds me of that episode of Love Thy Neighbour or ?? Alf Garnets, when he had that blood transfusion and when he found out it was from his...
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Last post by Dot Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:24 pm
Keith..
by norman » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:51 am
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: So long as your name isn't Keith :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Jun 20, 2013 5:06 pm
Men
by Dot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:02 am
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men.jpg
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men003.jpg
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:28 pm
Not what you Think..
by norman » Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:30 pm
Husband: Oh, come on.
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Last post by norman Wed Jun 19, 2013 7:30 pm
Good Luck Mr. Gorsky
by Dot » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:47 pm
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Apparently this is true.
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Every time I hear this story it always gives me a laugh .
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Last post by generdawg Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:50 am
Golf & Scotch Whisky
by Dot » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:48 am
An 80-year-old Scotsman went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor was amazed at what good shape the old fellow was in and asked: 'How do you stay...
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:48 am
The magician
by aussiegirl » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:20 pm
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A magician worked on a cruise ship.
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I like it Jen.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:58 am
Never drink tequila
by aussiegirl » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:11 pm
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at...
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Last post by aussiegirl Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:11 pm
Wisdom Of A Retiree
by Dot » Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:50 pm
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Wisdom Of A Retiree !!
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I drink anything when desperate :lol: well almost anything ;) Brian's coffee vodka is a challenge though :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:44 pm
Interesting Oberservation...
by norman » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:48 pm
1} The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER.
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Last post by norman Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:48 pm
Dog Texting
by T1 Terry » Sun Jun 09, 2013 12:17 pm
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I received a string of these from Casino John, not all of them are forum suitable but I'll post one a day that I think will scrap through
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Dog texting 18.JPG
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 14, 2013 9:26 pm
There is always a bright side
by T1 Terry » Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:13 am
A newly married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 14, 2013 11:13 am
Two Statues...
by norman » Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
There are two statues in a park;
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Last post by norman Fri Jun 14, 2013 7:52 am
Picking Lemons
by Dot » Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
The woman applying for a job in a lemon orchard in Country Victoria, seemed to be far
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Last post by Dot Thu Jun 13, 2013 10:17 pm
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