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Stiff Upper Lip.
by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm
Scrabble
by possum52 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:34 pm
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster. :lol:
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Is that 9 down :?:
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:51 pm
botty problems....
by Craig » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm
An Irishman goes to the doctor with botty problems....
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Last post by Craig Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm
Dwarf (Adult)
by Dot » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two working girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm
ADULTS ONLY
by BobnBev » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:31 pm
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This speaks for itself...
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Dotties Pussy avatar.JPG
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:13 pm
lie detector robot
by Craig » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
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Last post by Craig Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am
Crazy
by possum52 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:23 pm
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only gladwrap for shorts.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:35 pm
Things to try, !!!!!
by BobnBev » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
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Last post by BobnBev Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am
Lipstick on mirror
by Dot » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:52 pm
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A certain Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 13-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on...
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:lol: :o :lol: :twisted: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:33 am
Isn't it the truth?
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:38 pm
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Isn’t it the truth.
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The skeleton amused me :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:07 pm
yellow
by possum52 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:08 pm
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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I liked that one
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:01 pm
Ozzie
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:42 pm
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What's an Ozzies idea of foreplay?
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The Aussie erogenous zones are the male elbow and the female rib cage, combined with the courting line, Whattayareckoneh? and for the married man,...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:11 pm
Irish
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm
How do Irish count bank notes?
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm
NZ
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm
Norman had a little lamb his case up next Friday ;)
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm
Wrong address
by possum52 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...
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Last post by possum52 Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm
Greek
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm
Spiro told Con that to get the best excitement out of sex he should make love to his wife rodeo style
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm
Gypsies
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm
When a midget fortune teller escaped from jail the newspaper headline read, Small Medium at Large :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm
The Story of Dot
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:04 pm
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The True History of The Internet
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I got as far as Why dost thou travel... paused to reflect why I was - & when I woke up... :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:06 pm
Japanese men
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm
What do japanese men do when they have erections?
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm
Court case.
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm
Egyptians
by Dot » Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:44 pm
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Egyptian girls who forget to take the pill are called Mummies.. :lol:
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Is it true Egyptians live in de nile?
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:40 pm
Sex Study...
by Craig » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:13 pm
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It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.
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It has been determined that the most used sexual position for old married couples is the doggie position.
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Last post by Noggins Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:27 am
Qld Farm Kid
by possum52 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:24 pm
A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door.
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Last post by possum52 Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:24 pm
Bran Flakes
by possum52 » Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:10 pm
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Theo and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years.Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully...
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I have just sat down with a Baileys and a chocolate peanut bar :D
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 03, 2013 8:13 pm
A Dwarf
by Dot » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:23 pm
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What about the dwarf that joined a nudist colony and was poking his nose into everyones business.. ;)
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Was that club known as The Windy Ones ? :D
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Last post by Dot Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:46 pm
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