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SO, A PIRATE WALKED INTO A BAR …
by Craig » Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:53 am
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A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said,
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Thanks Craig, that put a smile on my dial. I hadn't heard that ending before. I wondered how it was going to end.
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:00 pm
Doctor Doctor !!
by BobnBev » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:27 pm
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1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit
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:lol: :lol: What's the name of the DR and do you have a baby I could borrow for a few hrs?? :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:03 pm
A friend needs some help...
by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:04 pm
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I'm reaching out because a friend of mine needs some help.
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That sounds like someone we all know and don't love doesn't it :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:58 pm
Common Sense.
by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:13 pm
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It's like a deodorant...
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You can say that again, :roll: But what led you to spout forth that gem dearest Chuck? :?
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:48 pm
The Ambidextrous Golfer
by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:02 pm
A group of men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:02 pm
Stiff Upper Lip.
by Chuck » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm
On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:56 pm
Scrabble
by possum52 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:34 pm
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I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next shit could spell disaster. :lol:
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Is that 9 down :?:
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:51 pm
botty problems....
by Craig » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm
An Irishman goes to the doctor with botty problems....
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Last post by Craig Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:11 pm
Dwarf (Adult)
by Dot » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two working girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:07 pm
ADULTS ONLY
by BobnBev » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:31 pm
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This speaks for itself...
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Dotties Pussy avatar.JPG
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Last post by Dot Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:13 pm
lie detector robot
by Craig » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
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Last post by Craig Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:40 am
Crazy
by possum52 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:23 pm
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only gladwrap for shorts.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:35 pm
Things to try, !!!!!
by BobnBev » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
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Last post by BobnBev Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:39 am
Lipstick on mirror
by Dot » Sun Jan 06, 2013 1:52 pm
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A certain Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 13-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on...
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:lol: :o :lol: :twisted: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:33 am
Isn't it the truth?
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 5:38 pm
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Isn’t it the truth.
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The skeleton amused me :lol:
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:07 pm
yellow
by possum52 » Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:08 pm
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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I liked that one
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 8:01 pm
Ozzie
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:42 pm
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What's an Ozzies idea of foreplay?
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The Aussie erogenous zones are the male elbow and the female rib cage, combined with the courting line, Whattayareckoneh? and for the married man,...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:11 pm
Irish
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm
How do Irish count bank notes?
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:49 pm
NZ
by Dot » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm
Norman had a little lamb his case up next Friday ;)
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:45 pm
Wrong address
by possum52 » Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm
A Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their...
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Last post by possum52 Fri Jan 04, 2013 5:54 pm
Greek
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm
Spiro told Con that to get the best excitement out of sex he should make love to his wife rodeo style
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:49 pm
Gypsies
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm
When a midget fortune teller escaped from jail the newspaper headline read, Small Medium at Large :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 4:43 pm
The Story of Dot
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:04 pm
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The True History of The Internet
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I got as far as Why dost thou travel... paused to reflect why I was - & when I woke up... :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:06 pm
Japanese men
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm
What do japanese men do when they have erections?
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Last post by Dot Fri Jan 04, 2013 3:05 pm
Court case.
by Dot » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:00 pm
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