Ozzie

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What's an Ozzies idea of foreplay?
Brace yourself sheila.

How can you tell when an Ozzie is formally dressed?
Hs's wearing black thongs.

BruceS stood on the edge of the cliff with a budgie strapped to each shoulder.
He took a mighty leap and landed on the rocks below.
"Geeze mate" he said to Russell who was already there, "This budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be"

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What's an Ozzies idea of foreplay?
Brace yourself sheila.

How can you tell when an Ozzie is formally dressed?
Hs's wearing black thongs.

BruceS stood on the edge of the cliff with a budgie strapped to each shoulder.
He took a mighty leap and landed on the rocks below.
"Geeze mate" he said to Russell who was already there, "This budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be"

Pooh gonna get you for that one.

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Bought you out of hiding though didn't it

[T1 Terry]

The Aussie erogenous zones are the male elbow and the female rib cage, combined with the courting line, "Whattayareckoneh?" and for the married man, “ruawake”