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A Couple of quickies
by Dot » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:37 pm
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Was in the pub last night when this real ass hole looked at my beer belly and sarcastically said, Is that VB or Coopers ? I said. There's a freakin...
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image.jpg To be or not to be
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Last post by BruceS Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:08 pm
How Fast?
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:20 am
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.
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Marital Affairs
by RussellB[SA] » Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:19 am
The 1st Affair
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how Adam got Eve...
by norman » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:18 am
How Adam Got Eve --
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Cats or Dogs?
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:36 pm
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Last post by Dot Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:56 pm
Parrots...
by norman » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:07 pm
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Terry.
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:43 pm
Cats
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:39 pm
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:39 pm
A vacuum...
by norman » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 pm
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you...
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Last post by norman Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:11 pm
Sell my stuff when I die
by T1 Terry » Wed Dec 05, 2012 11:37 am
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like a good wine... the older it is the bet that only works for red wine, some are of the white wine variety and just turn to vinegar ;) :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:48 am
True
by Dot » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:03 am
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Just think of where it's tongue's been... & what it's been licking! :twisted:
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Last post by ALAN 41 Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:36 pm
Ya gotta laff
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm
I came in to Sydney recently and whilst passing through the airport was asked by the immigration official weather I had a criminal record. I asked...
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:54 pm
Blonde,s again...
by norman » Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm
Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
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Last post by norman Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm
Pain transfer
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:24 am
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new...
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haha........ can't blame the milkie anymore!...... none left on the job!
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Last post by BruceS Tue Dec 04, 2012 3:37 pm
Bah Humbug
by T1 Terry » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm
Another Casino John classic
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:14 pm
Blonde,s again...
by norman » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:01 pm
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
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Last post by norman Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:01 pm
The Overnight Ferry
by T1 Terry » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:32 am
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Blatantly stolen from another forum but still good for a laugh
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How a woman can deflate a man's ego in one foul swoop!
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Last post by BruceS Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:47 pm
Love @ Xmas
by Dot » Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 pm
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look...
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Last post by Dot Sat Dec 01, 2012 12:36 pm
Party at Normans
by Dot » Fri Nov 30, 2012 9:56 pm
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Last post by Dot Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:12 pm
For the electrical experts
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:18 pm
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I have two solar panels (unknown) feeding into a 12v sealed battery from which feeds the lights, radio, Satdish, VAST STB TV and the fan.
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Might have to get the moderators onto this thread.
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:54 pm
Mediaeval Chinese whispers
by RussellB[SA] » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:51 pm
A young man joins the monastery.
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Last post by RussellB[SA] Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:51 pm
Jeddi Humour
by RussellB[SA] » Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:57 pm
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How long
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Don't have to start another one, just keep this one going :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:43 pm
Scottish Joke...
by norman » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:49 pm
'An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond...
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Miscellaneous
by norman » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:36 pm
A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related...
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