how Adam got Eve...

[norman]

How Adam Got Eve --

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


God said that He was going to make Adam a


companion and that it would be a woman.








He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook

for you,

and, when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.






She will always agree with every decision you make and she

will not nag you,

and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when

you've had a disagreement.



She will bear your children.

And never ask you to get up in the middle of

the night to take care of them.



'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love

and Passion whenever you need it.'



Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

'An arm and a leg.'



Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for arib


Of course the rest is history............!!!!