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Money saving tip
by 2foot6 » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:36 pm
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It works, but in my town I can only do this once, we only have three dealerships. :lol: :lol:
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I already follow most of these, but I learnt a few new ones:
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Last post by pet-els Mon Jul 18, 2022 8:15 am
Poor Paddy!!
by BruceS » Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:23 am
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Little Paddy walked into class with a black eye:
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Poor little bugger, damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't. :lol:
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Last post by jon_d Sun Jul 17, 2022 8:26 pm
Technology v the bogan class
by T1 Terry » Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:22 pm
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Every time the fuel price went up, the poor bloke would find a local group had punched a hole in his fuel tank and drained all the fuel.
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I was thinking of doing this if it gets any worse.
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Last post by Noggins Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:42 pm
loan
by 2foot6 » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:40 pm
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
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Umm, well to get out of this mess I'm in.... umm... Now I understand the KFC advert.
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Last post by jon_d Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:23 pm
Sir Cliff concert in China
by Dot » Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:50 pm
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Cliff Richard was doing a gig in China.
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Read some funnies a while ago listing children’s mis-heard words.
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jul 14, 2022 12:26 am
Attitude
by 2foot6 » Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:42 pm
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There is attitude and then there is positive attitude!
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Good one.
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Last post by jon_d Wed Jul 13, 2022 9:02 pm
Life Maths
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:33 pm
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Chocolate hazard.jpeg
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Define the value of a piece ..... It would have to be quite a significant quantity for me to have even been born because my mother wouldn't have made...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jul 12, 2022 11:06 am
An Irish Miracle
by Greynomad » Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:05 pm
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:05 pm
This may apply to a few of you
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:30 pm
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Not thinking of any one in particular
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IMG_0942.jpeg
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:00 pm
Odd orange from my Norris Orange tree
by 2foot6 » Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:26 am
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I think the tree needs fertilization or something. 06-07-22 (1).jpg 06-07-22 (2).jpg The first time in thirty years that I have had an orange like...
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Peter, what are you feeding that poor confused orange tree? :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by Dot Fri Jul 08, 2022 7:25 pm
What a shame
by 2foot6 » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:49 pm
It's a matter of opinion
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Last post by 2foot6 Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:49 pm
Irish Doctor
by 2foot6 » Fri Jul 01, 2022 6:40 pm
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The Irish Doctor .
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time for this again me thins ...
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Jul 01, 2022 7:44 pm
Crim alert
by Dot » Mon Jun 27, 2022 11:28 pm
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
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At least he was thoughtful and went to get the vaso ...... he might be a hardened gay criminal, but he wasn't going to added aggressive break and...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Jun 28, 2022 11:25 am
BOOTS
by 2foot6 » Mon Jun 27, 2022 9:29 am
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The same lady saw another cowboy with big boots and couldnt be bothered with the shaggin bit again and straight out asked him So how well endowred...
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Last post by Vik351 Mon Jun 27, 2022 1:27 pm
Q&A
by Greynomad » Sun Jun 26, 2022 1:07 pm
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Q. Why did the amphibian cross the river?
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Why did the nose cross the road?
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:28 pm
Tax Time
by Dot » Sun Jun 26, 2022 12:40 pm
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A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed...
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A better third wish, I want to be tax exempt in every country ..... then the gene/tax man would have burst into flames before he went up in smoke ;)...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jun 27, 2022 12:26 pm
crocs & crocs
by BruceS » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:41 pm
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A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin.
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now my eyes are bleeding after that reading... thats more worsta than the blonde who was asked to check if the rear blinkers were working
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Last post by Vik351 Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:41 pm
Eve's Side Of The Story
by Dot » Wed Jun 22, 2022 3:09 pm
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
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After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:03 am
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Last post by BruceS Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:44 am
The Pope Was Having A Shower
by Dot » Wed Jun 22, 2022 7:44 pm
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Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist and this happened to be one of those...
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One of Dot's favourites.
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 22, 2022 9:12 pm
Smart chook
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:42 pm
So that's why
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Last post by 2foot6 Thu Jun 16, 2022 4:42 pm
UNDERWEAR
by 2foot6 » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:06 pm
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So a man walks up to the department store counter.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Jun 15, 2022 6:35 pm
Recommended divorce lawyers
by BruceS » Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:01 am
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divorced.jpg
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Yesterday while watching the TV...one of those shows like getaway,
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Last post by BernieQ2 Sat Jun 11, 2022 11:36 am
New test on the way
by 2foot6 » Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:03 am
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Hope there's enough fruit to do it x.jpg :o
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Dot, I am surprised :o :lol: :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Sat Jun 11, 2022 8:52 am
drug growers new million dollar crop
by 2foot6 » Thu Jun 09, 2022 8:30 pm
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Grow your tomatoes in a midge net green house and add a pedestal fan when the plants start to flower. Tomatoes cross pollinate via the wind, not bees...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:30 am
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