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About time...
by Greynomad » Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:50 am
I finally decided to sell our vacuum cleaner.
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:50 am
breakfast request
by Dot » Tue Apr 27, 2021 1:27 pm
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I walked into the local cafe and said, Can you do me a breakfast my way?
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Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:11 am
Eyes opened at last!
by Greynomad » Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:22 am
Girl from the bush is admitted to the bush hospital to have her first baby.
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 24, 2021 12:22 am
Not Guilty?
by Greynomad » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:47 pm
Farm hand was up before the beak charged with stealing a pair of boots from the town store.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:47 pm
B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
by Dot » Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:07 pm
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B---- Coones Yoga and Adventures
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I swapped my fangs.
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:59 pm
Was it love in her eyes?
by T1 Terry » Sun Mar 21, 2021 2:11 pm
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The jeweller is about to shut shop on a Friday evening when a well dressed older man with a very scantily dressed curvaceous young woman hanging of...
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The latest in intimate lubricants??? :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:22 pm
Wisdom
by Dot » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
A pheasant says to a bull, I would love to get on top of that tree, but I haven't the energy.
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Last post by Dot Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:54 pm
Kids and whitemail
by Dot » Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:04 pm
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At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by...
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... Dottie,
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Apr 07, 2021 11:14 am
Hound dog
by Dot » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:40 pm
Beach buddies
by Dot » Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up,...
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 04, 2021 12:37 pm
The Swaggie’s response
by Greynomad » Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
The weary, wrinkled old swaggie knocked on the farmhouse door.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 30, 2021 3:48 pm
Ma & Pa
by Dot » Sat Mar 27, 2021 1:43 pm
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!
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Ron,
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 29, 2021 2:47 pm
Car problems
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Q: A man’s car is functioning perfectly when he returns home.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 28, 2021 6:42 pm
Doggy Motto
by Greynomad » Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:57 pm
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Personal experience with this one :!:
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Came across this one some time ago and kept it.
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Last post by Noggins Sun Mar 28, 2021 4:19 pm
The Dunny Run
by Dot » Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
THE DUNNY RUN.
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Last post by Dot Sun Mar 28, 2021 1:55 pm
sneaky parents
by Dot » Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:04 pm
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John and Nancy decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their six-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on...
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DOTTIE! :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:37 am
Do the damn dishes!!!
by BruceS » Fri Mar 26, 2021 1:26 pm
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Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it......
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It's even funnier when you read it the second time :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:48 pm
Shoe problem...
by Greynomad » Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:27 pm
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
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You ignoring the garden again Ray ?
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Last post by Busman Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:12 pm
Stonehenge DST
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:54 pm
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Stone Henge DST.jpg
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Yessir!! On it right away!
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:34 pm
Cricket Mates...
by Greynomad » Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
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Last post by Greynomad Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:17 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:00 pm
No Pressure, Then...
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
GPS Problem
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
But Captain, my GPS says 'Turn to Port immediately.' ...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
Seniors
by pet-els » Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:16 am
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.
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A some what different result to when The Italian Stallion from room 104 did his hypnotising show ... same deal but when the chain broke the hypnotist...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:21 pm
Order of precedence
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:19 pm
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Got onto online shopping with one of the major supermarket stores yesterday.
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I thought I was wrong once,but apparently it's all the time according to my wife. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:12 pm
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