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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:00 pm
No Pressure, Then...
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 10:50 pm
GPS Problem
by Greynomad » Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
But Captain, my GPS says 'Turn to Port immediately.' ...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:55 pm
Seniors
by pet-els » Sun Mar 14, 2021 8:16 am
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It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Centre.
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the...
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A some what different result to when The Italian Stallion from room 104 did his hypnotising show ... same deal but when the chain broke the hypnotist...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:21 pm
Order of precedence
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:19 pm
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Got onto online shopping with one of the major supermarket stores yesterday.
I ordered a chicken and an egg.
I’ll let you know. 😜
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I thought I was wrong once,but apparently it's all the time according to my wife. :D
And I thought that was just me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:...
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Mar 14, 2021 2:12 pm
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
by Dot » Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:01 pm
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was Fifty Shades of Grey...
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:lol: :lol: :roll:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Mar 11, 2021 7:30 pm
Cat problem
by Greynomad » Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:24 am
Bloke moves in with his girlfriend.
Trouble is, her cat is very protective and attacks him every time he tries to get close to her.
One night he’s...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:24 am
Will he jump?
by BruceS » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:00 pm
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news...
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T1
While your post on committees is good you forgot the Environmental Studies and the impact of structured snow in that particular region< which...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Mar 07, 2021 3:13 pm
Now that's a s-t-r-e-t-c-h
by BruceS » Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:07 pm
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A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over,...
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Ooooo, BRUCIE!
I’d be careful about observing speed limits around town after that one!! :? :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 28, 2021 10:57 pm
Bank stuff
by BruceS » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:30 pm
OK, heard a good joke this morning on MMM radio.
Roo (Ruschuto ex-captain of Adel Crows) was doing the segment on kiddies jokes.
A series of Grade 5...
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Last post by BruceS Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:30 pm
Medical Advice
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 23, 2021 4:43 pm
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To get chap off your lips...
Smack him on the face — HARD!
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Speak for your self please Ray :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:41 pm
Of Course!!!
by Greynomad » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:39 am
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Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 🙄
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
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A pitbull coming back from the playground .....
T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Feb 20, 2021 3:11 pm
Naughty Monks
by Dot » Wed Feb 17, 2021 11:38 pm
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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had...
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Irish Virginity Test Kit.
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His...
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Last post by pet-els Fri Feb 19, 2021 4:50 pm
An Obedient Wife
by Greynomad » Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am
The Obedient Wife
A self-made millionaire married a blonde bimbo late in life.
To ensure she avoided the temptation to add something ‘extra’ to his...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 19, 2021 12:07 am
On Aging
by Greynomad » Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:45 pm
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Two blokes grow up together, but after university one moves to New York and the other to San Francisco. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida...
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T1 Terry
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:13 pm
Skydiving mystery
by Greynomad » Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:01 am
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Q: Why don’t blind people go skydiving?
A: Cos it scares the hell out of the dog.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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T1,
You don’t actually need a parachute to go skydiving.
You only need one if you want to do it twice. :shock:
Didn't you watch that movie with...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Feb 13, 2021 2:45 pm
SHHHhhhhh!!
by Greynomad » Thu Jan 21, 2021 3:45 pm
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STOP SCREAMING!!
You'll give away our hiding place...
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 12, 2021 12:48 pm
Drop bear
by Dot » Tue Feb 09, 2021 6:12 pm
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A man in the Aussie Outback wakes up one morning to find a deadly drop bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an...
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Well that's probably a first. I hadn't heard that one before. Thanks Dot, I needed that laugh. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Feb 09, 2021 7:31 pm
Fit joke
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:53 pm
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Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into...
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Q: How do you fit five giraffes into a Volkswagen?
A: Two in the front and three in the back.
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Q: How do you fit five elephants into...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:15 pm
Boasting
by Greynomad » Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:15 pm
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Woman: “Does Vi@gra work?”
Pharmacist: “It certainly does!”
Woman: “Can you get it over-the-counter?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, if I take two.”
(If I spell...
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Woman: “Does Vi@gra work?”
Pharmacist: “It certainly does!”
Woman: “Can you get it over-the-counter?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, if I take two.”
(If I spell...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:12 pm
Nasty Genie!
by Greynomad » Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:46 pm
Couple in their 70s are out gardening when they dig up an old oil lamp.
They take it inside and start giving it a scrub down. After rubbing it down...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Feb 06, 2021 6:46 pm
How to tell the sex of a fly
by Greynomad » Fri Feb 05, 2021 6:15 pm
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Woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, flyswat in hand.
“Have you got any yet?” she asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “three males and two...
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Oh Ray.................
Maybe a joint if the red isn't doing it.................
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Last post by Busman Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:02 pm
Sirs?
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:09 am
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What do you call a knight with a camera?
Sir Veillance
What do you call a knight in a crowd?
Sir Rounded
What do you call an overweight knight?...
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If you issue a fake statement, then deny it after it's published by the Fake News networks, does that make it more faker or more truer? :shock:...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:56 pm
Covid Problem
by Greynomad » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:01 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:01 pm
Birthday present
by Dot » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:42 pm
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and...
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Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.
Ron
tanks here Ron---On the musical side,
If you...
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