“Have you got any yet?” she asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “three males and two females.”
She looked puzzled.
“How can you tell the difference?”
“Simple!” he replied, “Three were on my beer can, and two were on the phone.”
How to tell the sex of a fly
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How to tell the sex of a fly
Woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, flyswat in hand.
“Have you got any yet?” she asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “three males and two females.”
She looked puzzled.
“How can you tell the difference?”
“Simple!” he replied, “Three were on my beer can, and two were on the phone.”
“Have you got any yet?” she asked.
“Yes,” he replied, “three males and two females.”
She looked puzzled.
“How can you tell the difference?”
“Simple!” he replied, “Three were on my beer can, and two were on the phone.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: How to tell the sex of a fly
Oh Ray.................
Maybe a joint if the red isn't doing it.................
Maybe a joint if the red isn't doing it.................
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Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !