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Birthday present
by Dot » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:42 pm
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and...
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Confucius says :-
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Last post by Noggins Thu Feb 04, 2021 10:55 am
entering heaven
by Dot » Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:45 pm
One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before...
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Last post by Dot Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:45 pm
Yet Another Another Blonde
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:13 pm
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Blonde walked into an Auto Parts shop.
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I think that was the problem with the early Austin 1800s. those that cared for their car had the engine blow but those that couldn't care less about...
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Last post by Newcastle George Wed Feb 03, 2021 2:21 pm
Timely
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:55 pm
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I was going to post a joke about time travel,
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I was going to post a joke about time travel,
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:33 am
Ladders
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:53 pm
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The distance between ladder rungs has increased 5% over the past 20 years.
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The distance between ladder rungs has increased 5% over the past 20 years.
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Feb 03, 2021 11:30 am
Horse joke
by Greynomad » Wed Feb 03, 2021 12:31 am
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I bought a horse t’other day.
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I bought a horse t’other day.
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Feb 03, 2021 10:31 am
Lockdown again
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:31 pm
After the lockdown was lifted, the reopening of the Lego store was a big event.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:31 pm
Yet Another Blonde...
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:03 pm
Blonde goes into an Auto Parts store.
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:03 pm
Covid problem
by Greynomad » Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:58 pm
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During the lockdown, the seven dwarfs were told they could only meet in groups of six.
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getting worse
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Last post by Dot Tue Feb 02, 2021 11:00 pm
Blonde again
by Dot » Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:17 pm
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A young blonde female stock broker was bored with her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides, every other broker in the office had one. She fancied...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:41 pm
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Feb 01, 2021 6:41 pm
WARNING!! Dad joke
by Greynomad » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:52 pm
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Boy: Mummy, when I have a little boy, I’m going to call him Luke.
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The scary part comes when the kid gets older and replies Are you sure? :o
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:03 pm
Should I return it?
by Greynomad » Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:47 pm
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Just bought a Universal Remote Control.
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Just bought a Universal Remote Control.
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Last post by T1 Terry Sun Jan 31, 2021 3:01 pm
Smart Blonde
by Dot » Sat Jan 30, 2021 2:15 pm
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A blonde walks into a bank in central New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs...
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On what planet wouldn't the bank add fees for storage and security of the asset that secured the loan? With compounding interest, loan establishment...
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Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jan 30, 2021 4:39 pm
Car preferences
by Greynomad » Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:32 pm
So the salesman said, ' Sure, we can get you a car with big tailfins .'
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:32 pm
Rhyme
by Greynomad » Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:03 am
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What rhymes with ‘orange’...
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I'm not convinced that Merkel will be in the Oxford dictionary George. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:58 am
Blonde again (still)
by Dot » Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:50 pm
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A blonde couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.
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Quite understandable, the last thing you want is to be punished for not carry out instruction to the letter if you can't even read the letters :lol:...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 27, 2021 5:34 pm
Mens logic
by Dot » Mon Jan 25, 2021 6:57 pm
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and starts to sink. He entreats the chicken to get the farmer to help...
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Gave a chuckle for the morning thank you.
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Last post by RobertNotBob Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:45 am
Comparative costing
by Greynomad » Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:13 am
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A man and his wife were shopping.
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Oh boy are you asking for trouble :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:44 am
Dad joke
by Greynomad » Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:26 pm
Dad jokes are the best. Here’s why:
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jan 24, 2021 12:26 pm
heavenly decision
by Dot » Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
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Last post by Dot Wed Jan 20, 2021 2:35 pm
truckie lingo
by Dot » Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:36 pm
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A trucker came in to a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards.
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Can't believe a blond would use lateral thinking like that, Dot :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Jan 19, 2021 10:45 pm
Dinner party
by Dot » Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:50 pm
A Wife wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them.
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Last post by Dot Sat Jan 16, 2021 2:50 pm
Ginger Ninja joke note I said joke
by Dot » Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:21 pm
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Cigar, Callaway.... all the same really.
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Last post by jon_d Thu Jan 14, 2021 4:24 pm
Advice from a retired husband
by Dot » Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:37 pm
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It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they...
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Ron, after reading that contract, I reckon that bloke would be lying next to Ron the golfer, with a golf club between his ears. :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:14 pm
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