Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
Senior jokes
by Dot » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:25 pm
First post
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down
Last post
I reckon my van’s bigger than his...
3 Replies
315 Views
Last post by Greynomad Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:38 am
Move over Dorothy MacKellar
by Chuck » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:48 am
First post
When the shearing sheds are silent and the stock camps fallen quiet,
Last post
Correct.
13 Replies
612 Views
Last post by Greynomad Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:03 pm
Farmer goes to the pictures
by Dot » Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:40 pm
First post
A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN
Last post
Hahaha!
2 Replies
273 Views
Last post by GoinBush Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:40 pm
Be alert
by Dot » Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:02 pm
First post
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. “There are two things...
Last post
who you callin a lert lady :x
6 Replies
386 Views
Last post by Lance Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:20 pm
What a Morning
by Dot » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:10 pm
First post
8:00 -- I made a snowman.
Last post
Good one Dot, less than 1 hour and you seem to have offended just about everyone.
2 Replies
238 Views
Last post by Dot Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:08 pm
What do you get if .....
by T1 Terry » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:54 pm
First post
What do you get when you cross an insurance executive with a solicitor?
Last post
You ticked the wrong box's in the first instance... If you ticked the right one there would be no issues. Just sayin ..... :roll: :roll:
5 Replies
393 Views
Last post by T1 Terry Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:33 pm
Brave Shirley.
by Dot » Wed Jan 24, 2018 4:40 pm
First post
SHIRLEY checked into a Motel on her 65th birthday; she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age and so decided to risk an adventure.
Last post
... Or he remembered what she looked like when she booked in. ;)
5 Replies
305 Views
Last post by Chuck Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:24 am
The Admiral.
by Chuck » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:00 am
First post
An Admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.
Last post
:o :o :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:
3 Replies
271 Views
Last post by BillieBlue Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:50 pm
How the internet started, according to the bible
by Dot » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:54 pm
First post
Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you Trust me!
Last post
That’s hilarious! Snorted at eBay!
1 Replies
213 Views
Last post by GoinBush Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:41 pm
A truly Engish daughter - on a current isssue...
by Chuck » Mon Jan 15, 2018 9:06 am
First post
An English father goes into his daughter's bedroom and sees a
Last post
Another good one Chuck. I really did LOL, for a while. I hope my pommy mate appreciates the humour when I pass it on.
3 Replies
274 Views
Last post by supersparky Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:56 pm
Irishman and Priest
by Dot » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:12 pm
First post
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'
Last post
Sounds more like a Scott than Irishman :lol:
2 Replies
249 Views
Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:04 pm
Get in the car
by Dot » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:21 pm
First post
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
Last post
Had me sucked in.,,lol
5 Replies
316 Views
Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jan 10, 2018 2:01 pm
Kids v Coppers
by Dot » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:55 am
Police officer Vernon found a perfect hiding place to catch speeding motorists.
0 Replies
177 Views
Last post by Dot Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:55 am
Just old age
by Dot » Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:48 pm
First post
This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!. This is something that happened at an assisted living center....
Last post
This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be have to look forward to!. This is something that happened at an assisted living center....
6 Replies
384 Views
Last post by BillieBlue Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:07 am
English cricketer...
by Chuck » Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:46 am
First post
A lady walked into a Police Station, the desk Sergeant said, Can I help you ?”
Last post
.............And our favourite wag started this thread. Good onya Chuck! :D
6 Replies
363 Views
Last post by supersparky Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:40 pm
Wink wink nudge nudge
by Dot » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:35 am
A man with a chronic winking problem, applied for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
5 Replies
327 Views
Last post by Chuck Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:02 pm
Great quotes on sex...
by Chuck » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:37 am
First post
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.
Last post
Sex Sex Sex ,just thought i'd mention it. :oops: :o :shock: 8-) 8-)
6 Replies
415 Views
Last post by Dot Fri Jan 05, 2018 7:52 pm
Poor Shane
by Dot » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:56 pm
First post
Shane walked into the bar and sit on the chair. He says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, “What’s the matter? I think it is...
Last post
Poor ol Shane ,can't win a trick :shock: :shock:
2 Replies
249 Views
Last post by BillieBlue Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:37 pm
Just nasty
by Dot » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:03 pm
First post
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck.
Last post
chorkel.
2 Replies
247 Views
Last post by BillieBlue Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:25 pm
The Welsh language.
by Chuck » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:46 am
First post
Bloke's driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend and she piped up...
Last post
TANKS HERE CHUCK
8 Replies
392 Views
Last post by Chuck Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:57 am
Seniors coffee
by Dot » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:19 pm
First post
A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at their local pub.
Last post
A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at their local pub.
1 Replies
228 Views
Last post by Vik351 Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:20 am
Another Xmas story
by Dot » Thu Dec 14, 2017 12:55 pm
First post
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them....
Last post
Good story Dot. :lol: :lol: :lol:
2 Replies
222 Views
Last post by BillieBlue Fri Dec 15, 2017 7:41 am
Easy Smiles
by Dot » Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:13 pm
First post
woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings.
Last post
Hmmmm........ Ya know how you've been real tired lately........ Does George seem less stressed? Does George put out your pills each meal time?...
3 Replies
306 Views
Last post by T1 Terry Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:28 pm
First Christmas Joke
by Chuck » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:53 am
First post
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
Last post
:lol: :lol: :lol:
3 Replies
283 Views
Last post by Helen Grose Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:08 pm
Irish painter...
by Chuck » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:59 am
First post
A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
Last post
Good one
3 Replies
273 Views
Last post by Helen Grose Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum permissions
You cannot post new topics in this forumcannot reply to topics in this forumcannot edit your posts in this forumcannot delete your posts in this forumcannot post attachments in this forum
