?? Rings a bell??

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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there: a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times !!!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go ??".

Edna: "No, no, no... course not... I'm just saying, wear an old dress".
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Dot, Just wear an old dress, OK

Seriously though, that gave me the laugh that I needed, did I ever tell you that I work for a bunch of Fwits.
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supersparky wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:31 pm Dot, Just wear an old dress, OK

Seriously though, that gave me the laugh that I needed, did I ever tell you that I work for a bunch of Fwits.
If they were "Shitte for Brains" instead it would be understandable eh :lol: Then you could just flush them and process as usual, maybe ask them if you could reclassify them because there isn't a procedure written to process them under their current classification ...... that might even get you an early retirement for managerial type thinking and they would be scare of the competition :twisted:
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T1 Terry wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:02 pm
supersparky wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:31 pm Dot, Just wear an old dress, OK

Seriously though, that gave me the laugh that I needed, did I ever tell you that I work for a bunch of Fwits.
If they were "Shitte for Brains" instead it would be understandable eh :lol: Then you could just flush them and process as usual, maybe ask them if you could reclassify them because there isn't a procedure written to process them under their current classification ...... that might even get you an early retirement for managerial type thinking and they would be scare of the competition :twisted:
T1, that's one of the scary parts, they keep asking me when do I think that I'm going to retire. The last time, the ...'swipe management person got offended when I told him"When I'm f...king ready". I think that I may have attracted too much attention to myself since then.
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supersparky wrote: Fri Mar 09, 2018 6:31 pm
T1, that's one of the scary parts, they keep asking me when do I think that I'm going to retire. The last time, the ...'swipe management person got offended when I told him"When I'm f...king ready". I think that I may have attracted too much attention to myself since then.
Maybe you should change your approach to a financially beneficial angle. "Make it worth my while" or "make me a financial offer I just couldn't refuse and I'm out of here, till then I'll continue to be a burr under your saddle" but say it with a :D
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