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Military moments...
by Chuck » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:33 am
During a lecture to a Military Combined Services Staff Officers' course the instructor posed the question:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:33 am
Wonderfully British
by Dot » Tue Oct 25, 2016 8:52 pm
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In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
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British couple were sunning themselves on the Costa del Lotsa-Money, enjoying a glass of the good stuff on their balcony.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:19 pm
Some of you may have heard these before.....
by supersparky » Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:41 pm
I dialled a number and got the following recording:
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Last post by supersparky Tue Oct 18, 2016 5:41 pm
A Miraculous save
by Dot » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:43 pm
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DARWIN POST (Last Tuesday), Woman saves herself in Crocodile attack using a small Walking Stick.
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I bet she walked that way knowing full well that the crocodile was waiting there. Murderer!!!
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Last post by SteveW Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:55 pm
The Coach
by Dot » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:20 pm
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked,
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:D
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 15, 2016 11:00 am
First graders and proverbs
by Dot » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:27 pm
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
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Some children are wise beyond their years...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:54 am
Wailing Wall
by Dot » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:58 pm
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long...
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It says that God made woman second , not first.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:33 pm
Mixed Bag...
by Chuck » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:53 am
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SCOTTISH WEDDING .
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:? :shock:
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:29 pm
Curry contest. (not for princess's)
by Dot » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:21 pm
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Please take time to read this slowly.
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I think the Indian Roast, our favourite Indian restaurant in Melbourne, has bought some of those curries while we lived in Melbourne! :D
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:41 pm
Chauffeur- Catholic
by Dot » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:58 pm
After getting all of Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still...
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:58 pm
Paddy & Bessie...
by Chuck » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.
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Last post by Chuck Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am
Sentence structure.
by Chuck » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:50 am
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Business was terrible and not picking up.
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For sale: Grand piano, by a lady, with beautufully carved legs. :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:00 pm
Little Larry.
by Chuck » Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:53 am
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
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Last post by Chuck Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:53 am
Three Elderly Golfers
by Dot » Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:57 pm
Three elderly golfers walking down the fairway. Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old, You always feel like you have to pee. And most of...
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:57 pm
The Middle Wife
by flexitdriver » Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:02 am
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The Middle Wife...
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That is a classic, love it, you can just picture a kid with a half grasp of the whole concept and putting their own interpretation of what they...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:59 am
The Naming of the Olympics
by Dot » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:41 pm
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THE NAMING OF THE OLYMPICS
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Thanks Dot, often wondered about that, my education is now complete. :D
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Last post by Chuck Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:55 am
Coincidences...
by Chuck » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:26 pm
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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
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I like that one Chuck.....
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Last post by norman Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:56 am
Protesters...
by Chuck » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:23 pm
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Best Senior Moment I've heard!
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:) :) :) :)
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:00 pm
Why nuns go grey
by Dot » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:49 pm
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!
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Priceless Dot.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:21 pm
Bush poetry...
by norman » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:14 pm
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The service station trade was slow.
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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but, before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:36 pm
Irish.........Again..
by norman » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:23 pm
Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, are having a drink and watching the football around at Mick's house.
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:27 pm
Golden Urinal
by Dot » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:22 pm
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
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Last post by Dot Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:22 pm
A Push
by Dot » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
3 types of people.
by El Gringo » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:19 pm
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There are three kinds of people:
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A friend of mine was called 'Tripod'.
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:48 am
Paddy & friends...
by Chuck » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:05 pm
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
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Paddy and Mick bought a hotel, Paddy would shout one round and Mick the next, the place was packed every night but they went broke anyway. Paddy...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:43 am
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