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First graders and proverbs
by Dot » Sun Oct 09, 2016 3:27 pm
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A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known
proverb...
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Some children are wise beyond their years...
;)
#21 is a sign of the times... :roll:
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Oct 15, 2016 10:54 am
Wailing Wall
by Dot » Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:58 pm
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A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long...
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It says that God made woman second , not first.
Maybe he already knew how to do it ( and didn't need to be told how to ) ..... :lol:
Ron
Have...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:33 pm
Mixed Bag...
by Chuck » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:53 am
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SCOTTISH WEDDING .
At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled... Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your...
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:? :shock:
So how was the child's name pronounced Ray ;)
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:29 pm
Curry contest. (not for princess's)
by Dot » Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:21 pm
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Please take time to read this slowly.
For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry cook-off...
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I think the Indian Roast, our favourite Indian restaurant in Melbourne, has bought some of those curries while we lived in Melbourne! :D
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Last post by Greynomad Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:41 pm
Chauffeur- Catholic
by Dot » Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:58 pm
After getting all of Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo at the airport, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still...
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Last post by Dot Mon Oct 03, 2016 12:58 pm
Paddy & Bessie...
by Chuck » Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am
A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.
In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot...
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Last post by Chuck Sun Oct 02, 2016 10:26 am
Sentence structure.
by Chuck » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:50 am
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Business was terrible and not picking up.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an...
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For sale: Grand piano, by a lady, with beautufully carved legs. :shock:
For sale: Grand Piano, by a lady with beautifully carved legs. :lol:...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Sep 24, 2016 12:00 pm
Little Larry.
by Chuck » Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:53 am
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'...
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Last post by Chuck Sat Sep 17, 2016 7:53 am
Three Elderly Golfers
by Dot » Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:57 pm
Three elderly golfers walking down the fairway. Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old, You always feel like you have to pee. And most of...
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Last post by Dot Fri Aug 19, 2016 6:57 pm
The Middle Wife
by flexitdriver » Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:02 am
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The Middle Wife...
The ‘middle wife’ by an anonymous 2nd grade teacher: ;D
I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself,...
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That is a classic, love it, you can just picture a kid with a half grasp of the whole concept and putting their own interpretation of what they...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:59 am
The Naming of the Olympics
by Dot » Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:41 pm
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THE NAMING OF THE OLYMPICS
2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic...
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Thanks Dot, often wondered about that, my education is now complete. :D
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Last post by Chuck Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:55 am
Coincidences...
by Chuck » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:26 pm
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A farmer went to a local bar and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman sitting next to him said, 'How about that? I just ordered champagne too!'...
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I like that one Chuck.....
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Last post by norman Tue Jul 26, 2016 9:56 am
Protesters...
by Chuck » Mon Jul 25, 2016 1:23 pm
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Best Senior Moment I've heard!
There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America.
I politely declined to...
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:) :) :) :)
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:00 pm
Why nuns go grey
by Dot » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:49 pm
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CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!
PAY...
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Priceless Dot.
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Last post by supersparky Sun Jul 24, 2016 6:21 pm
Bush poetry...
by norman » Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:14 pm
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The service station trade was slow.
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick.
Piled shavings on the ground.
No modern facilities...
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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but, before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.
She said: I want to...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:36 pm
Irish.........Again..
by norman » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:23 pm
Two Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, are having a drink and watching the football around at Mick's house.
At full time Paddy gets up to go home but finds...
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Last post by Chuck Thu Jul 14, 2016 1:27 pm
Golden Urinal
by Dot » Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:22 pm
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
Where...
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Last post by Dot Tue Jul 12, 2016 2:22 pm
A Push
by Dot » Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing...
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Last post by Dot Mon Jul 11, 2016 4:11 pm
3 types of people.
by El Gringo » Mon Jun 27, 2016 2:19 pm
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There are three kinds of people:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn from others.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric...
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A friend of mine was called 'Tripod'.
Did he have a tail? Rolf Harris did a song about a 3 legged bloke, he ended up with free room and board as...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:48 am
Paddy & friends...
by Chuck » Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:05 pm
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to heaven he said,...
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Paddy and Mick bought a hotel, Paddy would shout one round and Mick the next, the place was packed every night but they went broke anyway. Paddy...
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Jul 11, 2016 8:43 am
Why women make better assassin's
by Dot » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:54 pm
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Compliments of BnB.....
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were...
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Cause they still have a sense of humour maybe ? And reject PC ?
SPOT ON, BUSMAN! :D
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Jul 10, 2016 6:37 pm
Just so you know...
by Chuck » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:46 pm
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Just so you know...
Just so you know....jpeg
A world health organisation (WHO based in Geneva, Switzerland) study shows that eating ham and...
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I can take everything but the black pud, Peter! :(
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:47 am
Say, WHAT??
by Greynomad » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:50 pm
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A ditty from the 1940s.
:? Makes just as much sense today. :D
Thirty days has September,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest have apple pie,...
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Hmmm.
I reckon your version is better, Steve. :D
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Jun 21, 2016 1:54 am
Ecstacy !!
by Dot » Tue Jun 07, 2016 8:15 pm
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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards then backwards, forward then backward, again and again.
Back and forth,...
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I want what you're having. And you would get my vote. Will be a bit interesting to see how they all get that pox off their houses. Stuff 'em.
Don't...
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Last post by supersparky Sat Jun 18, 2016 6:13 pm
Time Machine
by Dot » Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:09 pm
Barak Obama and Malcolm Turnbull are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a...
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Last post by Dot Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:09 pm
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