Protesters...

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Chuck
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Protesters...

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Best Senior Moment I've heard!


There were protesters at the grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America.

I politely declined to take one.

There was an elderly woman behind me and a young (20-ish) female protester offered
her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in
a very soft voice the young lady said, "Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said:

"Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in
Vietnam. All three died so a bitch like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth
our country. If you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."

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