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Happy Hump Day
by Dot » Wed Jun 08, 2016 4:54 pm
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and .... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there...
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Ha Ha Ha, good one Dot. Just for a moment I wanted to be a rabbit, then I remembered Myxo, calicivirus and rabbit traps. I'm just glad that I was...
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Last post by supersparky Wed Jun 08, 2016 6:54 pm
The shovel.
by Chuck » Thu Jun 02, 2016 12:35 pm
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I woke up to go to the loo in the middle of the night (as I often do) & I noticed a strange individual with a beard - but no mustache & wearing a...
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Who... moi? :? :cry:
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Last post by Chuck Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:50 am
But when you're over 70...
by Chuck » Tue May 31, 2016 9:02 am
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When you are over seventy.....
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If the shoe fits...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:04 am
This is not a dirty joke.... PARAPROSDOKIANS
by norman » Fri May 27, 2016 4:59 pm
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1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
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Yep...
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Last post by Chuck Sat May 28, 2016 8:11 am
Smile for the day--Amazing Facts
by T1 Terry » Tue May 24, 2016 12:40 pm
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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Um, Norman... I think it's that one has & the other doesn't... :?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 28, 2016 6:48 am
love dress
by Dot » Tue May 17, 2016 6:37 pm
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see...
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Last post by Dot Tue May 17, 2016 6:37 pm
Best septic tank ever
by Dot » Sun May 08, 2016 4:10 pm
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stool bus.jpg
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No, that feller was a wood-cutter...
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Last post by Greynomad Tue May 17, 2016 12:27 am
the 3 Bears
by Dot » Sun May 15, 2016 10:29 pm
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Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
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These days, after baby bear has gone to school and Daddy Bear has gone to work, Mummy Bear would drive down to Cafe d'MILF (Mother In Law Forum) for...
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Last post by SteveW Mon May 16, 2016 8:34 am
Mafia Godfather
by Dot » Sat May 14, 2016 8:56 pm
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the...
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Last post by Dot Sat May 14, 2016 8:56 pm
sobbing female
by Dot » Thu May 12, 2016 7:15 pm
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
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Now you've spoilt it!
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Last post by Jim Fri May 13, 2016 7:51 am
The Drover at the Pearly Gates
by Dot » Tue May 10, 2016 11:26 pm
A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
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Last post by Dot Tue May 10, 2016 11:26 pm
Monastery of silence
by Dot » Sat May 07, 2016 12:31 pm
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Last post by Dot Sat May 07, 2016 12:31 pm
A Welsh Limerick
by Greynomad » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:35 pm
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A young woman from Aberystwyth
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Hi, all.
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Last post by shonky Thu May 05, 2016 4:23 pm
When you,r over Seventy...
by norman » Wed May 04, 2016 4:48 pm
I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.
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Last post by norman Wed May 04, 2016 4:48 pm
Aussie Humour...
by norman » Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:15 pm
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It is probably only Australians who can write poetry about Australian icons that can be understood by Australians.
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Onya Norman! :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Sun May 01, 2016 10:33 am
Aussie Joke...
by norman » Fri Apr 29, 2016 3:08 pm
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Two Aussies, Ferret & Knackers, were adrift in a life boat.
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Also so is the warning device...
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Last post by norman Fri Apr 29, 2016 8:44 pm
Rugby Man...
by norman » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:50 pm
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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
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Like it :lol: similar to the Wendy one
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:21 pm
Arab & Jew in a bar
by Dot » Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:45 pm
A rich Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional...
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Last post by Dot Wed Apr 27, 2016 9:45 pm
The priest & Rabbi
by Dot » Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:28 pm
A priest and a rabbi were sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, Is it still a...
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 23, 2016 9:28 pm
A slightly different view... via mr&mrsk.
by Chuck » Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:43 am
Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far...
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Last post by Chuck Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:08 pm
Da pope & Bill Shorten
by Dot » Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:10 pm
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The Pope and Bill Shorten are on the same stage in Sydney in front of a huge crowd.
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Here! But I like Bill!
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Last post by dapope Fri Apr 22, 2016 9:12 am
The ventriloquist apologizes
by Dot » Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:11 pm
A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual...
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Last post by Dot Thu Apr 21, 2016 5:11 pm
Church Ladies with typewriters
by Dot » Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:05 pm
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They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church...
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We are still traumatised from our peak hr & lollipop people
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Last post by Dot Sun Apr 10, 2016 8:04 pm
Job Interview
by Dot » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Jennifer, a manager at a local Bunnings store, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening.
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Last post by Dot Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:47 pm
Priest Retirement Dinner...
by norman » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:06 pm
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
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Last post by norman Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:06 pm
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