Time Machine

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Barak Obama and Malcolm Turnbull are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.



They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”

Malcolm thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks: “What will Australia be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.

But he just stares at it.

Come on Malcolm” says Barak, “What does it say”

Malcolm replies “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”