Thought for Today

[Greynomad]

We are born naked, wet and hungry.

Then we get a slap on the ar$e.

After that, things just keep going downhill...

[Greynomad]

If Jimmy cracked corn, and no-one cared,
Why is there a bloody song about it?

[Greynomad]

Do 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' and 'The Alphabet Song' have the same tune?

And why did you just sing both of the above?

[supersparky]

Do 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' and 'The Alphabet Song' have the same tune?

And why did you just sing both of the above?

Umhh, good question, and yes I did. I can't believe that I just confessed to that.
And no the tune is not the same! Similar though.

[Greynomad]

If you're a 'square peg in a round hole',
shouldn't there be someone else who is
a 'round peg in your square hole'?

... and how do you find them to make a swap?

[T1 Terry]

If you're a 'square peg in a round hole',
shouldn't there be someone else who is
a 'round peg in your square hole'?

... and how do you find them to make a swap?

The round peg in the square hole generally fits with a bit of room to spare so they are quite comfortable and not likely to say anything

[Greynomad]

...unless their diameter equals the diagonal.

Or, as the late, great Sir Harry Secombe said on learning of his knighthood, "Just call me Sir Cumference."

[Greynomad]

I would only consider duck shooting as a “sport” if the ducks could shoot back.

[Shirley]

Ray, maybe you would think different if you had duck crap all over your driveway, paths & lawn the g'kids arrived & you ended up with it squashed & everywhere including inside.

[pet-els]

Shirley, Ray grew up on the Central Coast, so he's been ducking before.

PeterH