Thought for Today

SteveW · Post by **SteveW** » Fri Mar 27, 2020 10:04 am

Greynomad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:26 am Uh, Steve,
Are you saying it’s an even odd or an odd even?

Odds on it would be even.

supersparky · Post by **supersparky** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:37 am

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't possibly touch your face!

Post by **T1 Terry** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:43 am

Of all things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most ...... no idea who the original author was but it is a good one eh

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:43 pm

supersparky wrote: ↑Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:37 am If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't possibly touch your face!

I like the way you think!!

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:19 pm

Zha Zha Gabor on divorcing:
“I never disliked a man bad enough to give back the diamonds.”

jon_d · Post by **jon_d** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:52 am

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't possibly touch your face!

But can you touch your lips?

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:00 am

No. You have to avoid touching your lips.
Safest to use one of the glasses.

That’s why you carry them.

Shirley · Post by **Shirley** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:11 pm

Use a straw in each glass.

Newcastle George · Post by **Newcastle George** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:24 pm

But insert the straw into the glass without touching it with your hands.

George

Greynomad · Post by **Greynomad** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:43 pm

It’s OK so long as you wash your hands...
And if you have Red in one glass and White in the other, you have the best of both worlds!

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