A Never Ending Story

[SteveW]

Who is Spry?

[Dot]

Who is Spry"? tou asked? the identification of Spry is a secret due to the fact that it is a spy but some of the fellow spies think the initials begin with PP but the hunt for the real Luigi Da Boss continues as does the quest for him to learn to suck not blow

[SteveW]

"Don't preach to me about spelling mistakes," said Luigi as he googled "Spry" in order to understand his enemy.

[Dot]

"The police have been called" yelled Spry, "How dare you google me you filthy beast" and with that Luigi sucked in a huge breath of air then exhaled with the force of a hurricane, he was cured, "I am cured, I am cured" he yelled, "I can now suck and blow with ease so I can now enrole in the school of wind instruments" Just then the sirens of the police became so loud that they blew his ear drums to pieces, his musical career was stuffed for ever.

[SteveW]

After a period of recuperation Luigi discovered that because the loud sirens blew out his eardrum, he could now blow out his ear. So he could now, all at the same time, play the mouth organ (suck and blow), a trumpet (now that he could blow out of his ear) and the drum - he still had a drum in his left ear.

[norman]

So Luigi teamed up with Ringo and his M8s and made a fortune with his eardrumming

[Dot]

"Mamma Mia my poor little Luigi what hasa hea donea toa deservea thisa" cried Luigis momma.

[norman]

hes,a trying to blow the wax outta da earhole momma. he can only get e flat.

[Chuck]

At the very moment the wax was blown out of Luigi's ear - &, coincidently, out of the window - a band of gypsies were passing by. Noticing the rather large pile of wax on the side of the road they stopped, sniffed, touched, smeared & finally tasted this natural phenomenon then said... "This would make a really gruesome additive to military food & we could make some dosh out of this slosh!"

[Dot]

But before the drunken gypsies could load the slosh of wax, big momma of Luigi had scraped up the massive blob of wax and began to distribute it throughout her many waxing salons, the salons specifically for the big hairy godesses from their homeland. Each brazilian on one of these homeland godesses took a whole kilo of slosh wax, her fortune would be made from her sons misfortune.