If you go wearing a thong I doubt you'll be asked to line up on stage ... but ya never know eh, maybe Pauline will do the presentation dressed in a similar fashion, but more up market of course

If that happens then by the time Pauline has completely muddled up what she was going to say you could either end up a politician or shipped off the Manus Island .... best wait till summer, it could take a while for Pauline to finally get out what she wanted to say, then it would be doubtful anyway, but the chill will make bits stand up and pay attention so it could be a win - win situation

It would certainly make it to documentary status, Australia's version of "Naked and Afraid"
T1 Terry