Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
Slow driver
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Greynomad
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Slow driver
Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowest driver in the district.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
Last edited by Greynomad on Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Ray
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Ray
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jon_d
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Re: Slow driver
OMG, Ray.
Spelling mistake.
shite - the world is going to end.
Spelling mistake.
shite - the world is going to end.Bloke walks into the pub & says to the assembled drinkers, “Geez, sorry I’m late fellers. Got stuck behind Arthur. He’s gotta be the slowedt driver in the district.”
Fellow drinker asks, “What was he driving?”
Bloke replies, “A mob of sheep.”
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Greynomad
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Re: Slow driver
Typo: big fingers, small phone keypad...
I rest my cade.
I rest my cade.
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Ray
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Ray
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Re: Slow driver
I don't think that any of us on these pages has not had a case of sausage fingers, some of us more than once. I consider myself a repeat offenders. Thankfully we can edit on this forum, IF we realise our error.
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Re: Slow driver
Even harder these days because the dogs would need to social distance the sheep while social distancing themselves from the sheep .....
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Greynomad
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Re: Slow driver
... but sheep are such social animals. 
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Ray
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Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Slow driver
Sorta like the human variety of Sheeple
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You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Re: Slow driver
Stop on...
vik... say na more...
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