A Never Ending Story

[SteveW]

Momma sold the waxed Brazilian to Tony. He thought it was a wig - but it didn't look like a wig to everyone else.

[Chuck]

Luigi said to Tony... "Hey Tony, whya your hair isa so tight & curly whena youra chesta hair isa sorta nota curlya?"

Sorry - ran out of 'A' vowels!!

[Dot]

Tony then dyed the big black hairy waxed short and curley's then sold them to another wig maker who in turn sold them to the likes of Mr Trump.

[norman]

Mr Trump who was a midget unick ran a whole stable of unicks for renting to the affluent gentry for the purpose of

[Chuck]

Collecting rubbish from under the low bushes in front of his beach side palatial mansion, &, when they weren't doing that they would walk under suitably aroused stallions wearing Tony look-a-like wiggs thereby tickling the horses fandangling bits. It was then a mere moment or two before the very excited stallion was ...

[T1 Terry]

....now nearly asleep, the tickling of the tight and curlies was so relaxing, well I guess it was relaxing, the stallions eyes were rolling back in his head.

[Dot]

Momma Luigi stormed into their pizza restuarant and declared, "Noa mora wigsa, thisa horsa isa gettinga tooa mucha attentiona, soa Ia havea solda dea wiga buisnessa, toa thea Guispei familya soa theira sona cana goa toa schoola ina Australiaa" So with that the stallion was sent to the knackers yard because he could not be rehabilitated and was a banger to all young fillies.

[T1 Terry]

He also made bangas and meat patties in a few British supermarkets as well

[Dot]

But there was a mistake at the knackers and the Luigi wax wigs had also been chucked into the giant mixer and the meat and old short and curly wigs were all mixed and mingled into the so called beef pattie packets destined for places all over the world..

[T1 Terry]

Galloping afro patties Batman, what will the Luigi family do now