Mum: Why?
Boy: ‘Cos then I can say “Luke, I am your father!”
Mum: Stop it! You’re too young for Dad jokes.
WARNING!! Dad joke
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WARNING!! Dad joke
Boy: Mummy, when I have a little boy, I’m going to call him Luke.
Mum: Why?
Boy: ‘Cos then I can say “Luke, I am your father!”
Mum: Stop it! You’re too young for Dad jokes.
Mum: Why?
Boy: ‘Cos then I can say “Luke, I am your father!”
Mum: Stop it! You’re too young for Dad jokes.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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T1 Terry
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Re: WARNING!! Dad joke
The scary part comes when the kid gets older and replies "Are you sure?" 
What do you call a hippie wife?
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What do you call a hippie wife?
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