Birthday present
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Dot
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Birthday present
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
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Noggins
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Re: Birthday present
Confucius says :-
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.
Ron
Ordinary man gives grand piano for birthday.
Smart man gives upright organ.
Ron
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Keith Morris
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Re: Birthday present
"tanks" here Ron---On the musical side,
If you got a drum you could beat it all day.
Keith
I'm now 87 years old, having experienced another birthday, and I'm still living in WA, single (gave up looking), white hair, no teeth, no money, no worries.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
I plan to have another birthday next year.
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Noggins
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Re: Birthday present
Is that where the saying "He wouldn't know a brass band was up him till he was given the drum" comes from ?Keith Morris wrote: ↑Thu Feb 04, 2021 8:28 am"tanks" here Ron---On the musical side,
If you got a drum you could beat it all day.
Keith
R
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.