If you donate your body to "science" you can choose to which department you want to be used. 1/ for the up & coming surgeons to dissect you or specific parts. If you choose the surgical option you are shoved in and out of the freezer and usually kept for about 12 mths. The bit option your bits eg arm, head etc are kept in jars in formaldehyde till they are all knackered out (around 6 mths) then disposed of

. I think they should put the finished with bits through a tree chipper freeze dry it and sell as fertilizer

On another dead subject George went into the local council and asked about us doing the edging of his aunt's grave, Oh horror NO NO NO you cant do that, you have to get one of the memorial people to do that because of insurance ??? rang 2 companies and their prices were between 4 & 6 k. Q/ what is the difference between putting some gravel down and walking among the derelict sunken graves and you tripped over? their insurance would cover you??? So if we got a public liability insurance to do the job we have to have a $10 MILLION cover. This is where the condition of dementia comes useful, just do it as we will be. World has gone bloody crazy. P.S. As long as you have the correct paperwork you can do everything yourself when it comes to getting rid of the body, put them in a cardboard box (what the fridge came in) put them in your car if SW or even on a trailer, take to the crematorium and bingo job done. No need to spend big.

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