Olympic question

[supersparky]

I thought someone here would know the answer to this highly technical question.

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Stolen from farcebook.

[Dot]

Do you have to ask? The mooners for sure. Chuck, Norman, Dot, Annette ) Suggested a comp at the Kerang gathering, KFC = Kerang Farting Comp. Judges were to be Lance because he was the correct height, George for sound, as he can't smell. and a guest judge for the facial expression of the competitors. Sad to say the CF said Noooooo

[Newcastle George]

That would have to be me. Of late I have experienced extremely excessive flatulence which began increasing following my 1st colonoscopy. it increased again following the 2nd and again after the 3rd. To put it bluntly, it's a complete pain in the ar$e.

George

[jon_d]

There was a rumour going around a few years ago that the Russians used to pump up their swimmers with a bike pump to give extra buoyancy.

George, Gold, Silver and Bronze all in a single outing.

[Dot]

So congratulations to NC George you have been accepted to the hall of farting fame.

[Shirley]

Nah, for sound Bruce would definitely get the gold medal, sounds like a bugle & goes oh so long.

[norman]

Well I must lay claim folks I have had flatulance for a couple of years now and been on the GPs back about it, Last visit he asked Christine how bad is it and her reply was " If you ask nicely he will play God save the Queen for you" end of story

[Shirley]

I know exactly what Christine is saying.

[T1 Terry]

If they do a doubles event, I think Margaret and I could put up at least a qualifying effort, but I guess it's a timed event, but it could be an event like this

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or maybe total number and volume before a follow through