teeth

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An Old Lady sneezes as she's walking through a Park and her Dentures shoot out into the Long Grass.
She get on her Knees looking for them, but without success.
A Guy walking his Dog asks her what she was looking for..???
And she explains her Predicament.
He gets down on his Knees and helps her look, again without success.
The Woman is astounded when the Guy gets a Set of Teeth out his pocket and says "Try These".
She does, but they're Too Big.
He then hands her Another Set to try, but they're Too Small.
The Old Woman is astonished, when he hands her a Third Set to try, and these Fit Perfectly.
"You must give me your Number", she said " I could do with a New Dentist".
"Oh No", says the man,
*
"I'm not a Dentist, I'm an Undertaker "

[Greynomad]

Like they say,
“You can’t take it with you.”