Why was Herbert born 31st March the easiest to fool on April 1st ?
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because he was born yesterday.
PeterH
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T1 Terry
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How do you tell the sex of an ant?
Throw it in water:
If it sinks, girl ant
If it floats, ........
Throw it in water:
If it sinks, girl ant
If it floats, ........
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Re: Thought for Today
T1,
I was wondering who stole my joke book…
I was wondering who stole my joke book…
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Have you been playing Queen songs in the new M/home John??? 
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David
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If you held a moth ball in your left hand and you held another moth ball in your right hand, what would you be holding 
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A Bloody big moth
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A Bloody big moth
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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It was only funny the first time Dot.
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I watched some of the Womens Rugby League finals yesterday, no idea what the score was, but the viewing was top rate
Certainly looked better than than Warrick Capper in tight white shorts T1 Terry
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Re: Thought for Today
When a tele-marketer rang and ask to speak to who-ever ran the household, I said "you'll need to be more specific, do you want to talk to the dog or the cat?"
T1 Terry
T1 Terry
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A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves