A little laughter hurt no one
It’s Monday morning , and the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route , delivering the mail ...
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that Both cars were still in the driveway ...
His wonder was cut short by David , the homeowner , coming out with a load of empty beer , wine and spirit bottles for the recycling bin ....
"Wow David , looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night ,'' the postman comments..
David , (in obvious pain) , replies
"Actually we had it on Saturday night" ...
This is the first time I have *felt like moving* since 4:00 a.m. Sunday morning ...
We had about 15 couples from around the neighbourhood over for some weekend fun , and it got a bit wild ...
We all got very drunk , and around Midnight , it was then that we started playing ,
''WHO AM I ....?"
The postman thinks a moment and says ,
"How do you play WHO AM I ....?"
"Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out *one at a time* , covered with a sheet with only the 'Family Jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet ...
Then the women try to guess Who it is....! ? ”
The Postman laughs and says ,
"Sounds like fun , I'm sorry I Missed it ..."
"Probably a good thing you did mate , " David responded ...
"Your name came up 7 Times ...!
who is who?
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Re: who is who?
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Greynomad
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Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: who is who?
Thinking about the postie’s reception at the other houses…
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields