Cliff Richard was doing a gig in China.
A woman ran up to him and said -
"Criff - I ruv you - I your biggest fan in China"
Cliff was delighted and said - "What's your favorite song"
Chinese woman said - "Itchy Sore Fanny"
Cliff said - "I did not write a song called that"
Woman said - "Oh Yes you did Criff" - "I sing it for you"
....
.... (altogether now)
"Itchy sore Fanny - How we don't talk anymore"
Sir Cliff concert in China
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Sir Cliff concert in China
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Re: Sir Cliff concert in China
reminds me of a discussion with Ex Sister in Law
She loved a certain song by Elton John
She said it was "Too low for Zero" , I said it was "Too-luh-fuh-zera"
She had to listen , then finally agreed with me.
DryBar Comedy has a post on FB with all the misheard song titles.
Ron
She loved a certain song by Elton John
She said it was "Too low for Zero" , I said it was "Too-luh-fuh-zera"
She had to listen , then finally agreed with me.
DryBar Comedy has a post on FB with all the misheard song titles.
Ron
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Ignorance is Liberating
You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Re: Sir Cliff concert in China
Read some funnies a while ago listing children’s mis-heard words.
A sample:
Child asked father, “Who is Richard Stans?”
Father replied, “I don’t know. Where did you hear that name?”
“You know, in the pledge of allegiance: “I sledge a legal to our flag and the country for Richard Stans.”
Children at Sunday school were asked to illustrate their favourite Christmas carol. Teacher roamed the room, stopped at a child drawing the Nativity scene. Asked the child about what appeared to be a snowman in the manger.
“Oh,” replied said child, “that’s Round John Virgin.”
A sample:
Child asked father, “Who is Richard Stans?”
Father replied, “I don’t know. Where did you hear that name?”
“You know, in the pledge of allegiance: “I sledge a legal to our flag and the country for Richard Stans.”
Children at Sunday school were asked to illustrate their favourite Christmas carol. Teacher roamed the room, stopped at a child drawing the Nativity scene. Asked the child about what appeared to be a snowman in the manger.
“Oh,” replied said child, “that’s Round John Virgin.”
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields