loan

[2foot6]

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patty Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(You're gonna love this.)






The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You sang it, didn't you? Yeah, I know you did.)
Never take life too seriously.

[Dot]

Oldie but a goodie still

[jon_d]

I'm glad Peter shares his oldie jokes. That way us young one can hear them for the first time.

[2foot6]

I'm trying to de cypher what you are meaning Jon....US YOUNG ONES....that was the first time I have read that joke. Does that make me a young one? , am I suffering from amnesia or Covid brain fog.??????????

[T1 Terry]

I'm trying to de cypher what you are meaning John....US YOUNG ONES....that was the first time I have read that joke. Does that make me a young one? , am I suffering from amnesia or Covid brain fog.??????????

Gotta be Covid brain fog, his name is Jon not John, his parents couldn't afford the extra letter

[2foot6]

FIXED Thanks Jack..I mean Terry.

[jon_d]

Umm, well to get out of this mess I'm in.... umm... Now I understand the KFC advert.