Cranky Vet

[Dot]

I agreed to look after my mates bitch that was ‘in heat’, & thought I could keep my male dog away from her. Anyhow when I went to sleep I heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate. Being unable to separate them & even though it was 2 in the morning I rang my vet who answered in a grumpy voice. I went on to explain my predicament & he advised me to “hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw”. “Do you think that will work?” I asked, “It’s f***** just worked for me” he replied & hung up.

[Keith Morris]

"tanks" here---
Dot, I just read your Cranky Vet joke and I am laughing so much I can't go to sleep.
Keith.