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Well, today as we travelled up to the renter that we are doing a bit of work on, the major issue that we had with Grand Master B was his utilisation of his learnings from his readings of The Art of the Silent Fart. He was putrid. So young Dorothy, it must be your fault. :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Give the lad a big hug, he learnt well.. :lol: :lol: Are you sure it wasn't Terrie?
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I'm never sure it wasn't her. But usually she gives it up if guilty. Sometimes takes a while though. :roll:
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This is Mr Norman, the filthy beast has been at his daughter once again, yes another egg had appeared overnight, it has now gone.
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Dottie,
How do you castrate a bird? 🤔
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Greynomad wrote: Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:57 pm Dottie,
How do you castrate a bird? 🤔
You can't and he will not use condoms they don't make them that small
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