The birds

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Teacher and little Gemma

The teacher was telling the kids at a Banora Point school about the birds and bees and explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.


Little Gemma, at the back of the class, put her hand up and said to the teacher, "Are you sure about the stork, miss? Because I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.

My sister just had a baby and she said it was from a shag on the beach at Coolangatta."

PeterH

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