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Isn't a lemon zester one of those rasp look things that are good for taking off finger nails and knuckles?
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supersparky wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 3:36 pm Isn't a lemon zester one of those rasp look things that are good for taking off finger nails and knuckles?
No, that's a grater, a lemon zester is a small hand held thing on a handle cuts deep enough to take the colour off the lemon and clogs up about halfway through the job requiring more time to clean than it did to do the to clog up ..... and you still have the other half of the lemon still to do :twisted:

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You’re not holding your mouth right…
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Greynomad wrote: Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:57 pm T1,
You’re not holding your mouth right…
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Both the mouth and the eyes are as far away as possible when doing the zesting, it doesn't taste good and hell on the eyes :lol:
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