It’s Christmas!!

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I was given a frying pan for Christmas once, a very long time ago. Worst gift ever.
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I was given a coffee percolator for my 21st birthday and still have it today. (50 year old and it still works) My dear late husb knew how to wooooo his wife. :lol:
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Good one, T1!

Here's one for the literary-minded:
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Peter, that's perfect. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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David , it's very appropriate for some people I know but I don't get on roofs any more. ha ha or should that be ho ho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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From Farcebook.
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Might apply to some of us old farts as well.
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