It’s Christmas!!

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The ultimate present
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BRACE YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!

Christmas present from the Son-&-Heir:
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Dec 25, 2022 2:13 pm BRACE YOURSELVES, PEOPLE!

Christmas present from the Son-&-Heir:
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Q: Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards into the water?

A: Because if they fall forwards they’d still be in the boat.
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Thanks Ray, that is quite enough from that book !!
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Ooooohhh, NO IT’S NOT!!
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