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Well done,
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If a vampire bites a zombie…

Does the zombie turn into a vampire?
Or does the vampire turn into a zombie?

:?
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Oct 22, 2023 3:45 pm If a vampire bites a zombie…

Does the zombie turn into a vampire?
Or does the vampire turn into a zombie?

:?
These days you go either way whenever you wish, then you can go back again :roll:
The zombie turns into a vampire so they can catch fast food, the vampire drains the blood, then the zombie part eats the remains ..... but do they have to avoid sunlight?

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Have you ever thought that, rather than singing, birds are screaming because they're afraid of heights? :?
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Oct 22, 2023 3:45 pm If a vampire bites a zombie…

Does the zombie turn into a vampire?
Or does the vampire turn into a zombie?

:?
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Wed Nov 01, 2023 4:31 pm Have you ever thought that, rather than singing, birds are screaming because they're afraid of heights? :?
Then again, a lot of what's passed off as singing sounds a lot more like screaming to me, but would you identify the crow call as singing, an alarm ... or passing a social comment? ;) :lol:
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Dot wrote: ↑Thu Nov 02, 2023 12:50 am
Greynomad wrote: ↑Sun Oct 22, 2023 3:45 pm If a vampire bites a zombie…

Does the zombie turn into a vampire?
Or does the vampire turn into a zombie?

:?
These days you go either way whenever you wish, then you can go back again :roll:
Does that make them transgender?
Nah, maybe trans-el-vein-ian ... or Ianian ... depending on the sexual orientation ... or Jon if they choose to non binary ... :?

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THE TRUTH!!
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Ever notice that on roads where cars predominate over trucks, there are not many crows among the roadkill.
Where trucks outnumber cars, there are more squashed crows on the road.

This is because when crows flock to other roadkill to feed, they post a lookout.
When a car approaches the lookout calls, "Kaa! Kaa!"
When a truck approaches, they can't pronounce "Truck! Truck!"

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