Water anyone?

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Greynomad
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Water anyone?

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Two blokes walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ll have an H2O please.”
Second says, I’ll have an H2O, too, please.”

The second bloke died.



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Re: Water anyone?

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Oh dear Ray has found that ancient joke book again
Vanishing Point, almost ready to vanish
Suzuki GV more than ready to go NOW !

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