email jokes

[BobnBev]

We all get them, some ok been here before but some times you get one that just has that little some thing that makes you smile.
Teacher, Humans are the only animal that stutters she says.
My kitty used to stutter This little one says.
Realy how was that asked teach.
Well I was at home with kitty playing in the back yard, and the big dog from next door jumped the fence and as quick as ate kitty , Kitty said FFFsh FFFsh FFFsh.
And that was all the time Kitty had to try and say F..k Off before the dog ate her.

Bob....

[BobnBev]

I went to see my Doc last week and I asked him how you know when some one needs help or should be in a home.
We fill a bath tub with water, and give you 3 items , a spoon a cup, and a bucket, and ask how you would empty the tub.
Thats easy I said, the bucket is the biggest I would use that.
No he said most people just pull the plug, do you want a bed near the window ?
.... Smile I ran like hell...
Bob...