To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

[Dot]

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, we are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

[supersparky]

Dot, I regularly do the skip down the road while at work. It really spins out the middle management when they think that someone is at happy at work.

[SteveW]

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

I went to a chemist and said to the chemist assistant: "I'll have a dozen condoms please Miss"

She said, "Don't you Miss me young man!"

I said, "OK. Make it thirteen."

[generdawg]

6. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I do, I do.

8. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, we are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
I did, I did.

You forgot number 10. pick up the reception mic at work and page yourself.