One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her defence.
'Your Honour,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'
Thursday
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T1 Terry
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Re: Thursday
My wife ask if I could help out with the house cleaning. I said sure, "what do you want me to do?" She said, "when your done using the toilet, use the brush, that would help". After a few weeks she ask me how it was going using the brush. I said, "I'm doing it, but I prefer the toilet paper".
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves