Distinction between Guts & Balls

[Dot]

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words:
there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

[supersparky]

Thanks for clearing up that little mystery Dot.

[TigerMK1]

In real life, GUTS is announcing you are going fishing. Say tat ta, after quite a few hours, return home, noisily drop your fishing gear.
Have a shower, climb into bed and say, good fishing tonight, got a beuty but had to leave it, it was a big female. Roll over and go to sleep.

Balls is coming home late and saying, gee that was interesting at the Probus club. do you want to hear what happened? No, ok goodnight.